Frndz

Boy wrote on his room’s door :-
“Plz don’t enter I’m upset”

Lover saw it n went away

Parents saw it n went away

Frndz came inside wid smiling
n said :- kaminey, bahar english mai kuch likha he be,
tune english kab sikhi ? Chal party de
”Isi Liye to kehtey hain har
ek frnd kameena hota hai”…
More

Advertisements
Frndz

Why I got divorced

Why I got divorced………. Sad story of Bala..

Last wΓ©ek was my birthday…. My wife didnt wish me…. My parents forgot and so did my kids…. I went to work…. Even my colleagues didnt wish me…. As i entered my cabin my secretary said,”Happy Birthday Boss”…. i felt so special…. She asked me out to lunch…. After lunch,she invited me to her apartment… WE went there…. She said,”Do you mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute ?” “OKAY”,i said… She came out 5min later with a cake And My Wife, My Parents, My Kids ,My Friends & My Colleagues… All Screaming, SURPRISE…. And I was waiting on the sofa………….
😝 NAKED 😩

Why I got divorced

I am an understanding wife

Late at night after their 25th anniversary party was over, in a dark living room his wife saw him whispering on the phone. She quietly walked into him, he hangs up , she asked him to who he was speaking. He answers her “I was talking to my 2nd wife who I got married to secretly 2 years back,).” She asked him, “but u never told me that”. He says “I did not want to hurt ur feeling.” She tells him, “That’s ok darling, I am an understanding wife.” He started crying loud with tears. She pacified him and tells him lets not wake up the kids held his hand and takes him to the bedroom. for the rest of the story click on the link https://madnessbehindscience.wordpress.com/2016/01/04/rip/

I am an understanding wife

Safety

CEO of Audi while justifying its high cost:

“We have 12 airbags,
safety controls,
safety censors,
safety parking assistance, safe…”

Indian :
” U don’t worry about safety.
We have Sai Baba and Ganpati bapa on the dashboard,
hanuman ji on rear view mirror,
Nimbu Mirch on bumper and
Maata ji ki Lal Chunri around steering..

Ni bare rokka kadimi mΓ ad pa ”
πŸ˜œπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

Safety

I trust my students very well

Once all the engineering professors were sitting in one plane ✈
Before the take off One announcement came “this plane is made by your students ”
then all professors stood up, ran and went outside, but the principal was sitting.
One guy came and asked ” you are not afraid ”
then the principal replied ” I trust my students very well and I am sure the plane ✈ won’t even start “πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘ŠDon’t laugh alone
Share it firstπŸ‘Š

I trust my students very well